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Because Im going to take a ragging from everybody I work with, and my wifes family are going to be all over us, demanding money. I told her not to buy anything big, and the next day she went out and bought the Mercedes. No, that was the second trip. Id picked up a man who wanted to go to the Jonathan Club. That was the first trip. Then I picked up this fare for the country club. That was a good trip. v is for vagina Whered the other guy go? I said. He held the stopwatch high so he could see it in the faint moonlight.Five minutes and they aint here yet. Oh, God, poor Granddad. I know he sounds terrible doing this, but I love him so much and Im so afraid for him. I cant help it, Dev. Maybe they were mean to him in high school, Stone suggested. I could not have predicted his reaction. The arrogant, drunken, angry Ted Bradshaw said:Were supposed to be brothers. Why would you say something like that to me? He teetered as he said this and champagne ran from his tilted glass like a rich boys piss. I thought he was going to cry. No, he just wants it to look like its running for a few minutes, until we can capture the most wanted man in the city. He was right. Why the hell not? All over the western United States there were law enforcement officers signing on to anti-government groups. But no section of the country was exempt from the hysteria these people generated. Why not the Midwest? Go get em. Fred is waiting for you at the curb; you dont have to sneak in and out of the house anymore. She hung his platinum pass around his neck, too. So they wont throw you out. Part Four They set down at Teterboro early enough to beat rush hour, cars waited for both Lance and Dino. Stone got their luggage into Dinos car, but Lance waved him over. Money coming in from all over the world and money going out to the Locust Group, Mayflower Enterprises, thousands of other entities. I dont believe theres enough soap in the world to do that much laundry. And how long did it take to dry out? Murfin and Freddie Koontz and I had a final drink in The Feathered Nest bar and grill. Koontz hadnt tried to get the meeting going again. Instead, he had let the members stand around and tell each other what they had seen and what heroes they had been. After they finally got tired of that, they went home. Good. Because Im a little bit afraid of you. In the car. I told you hed be here in a minute. Why dont we order? No? And then what? For some people the thought of suicide is a comfort, I said. It gets them through their tough spots. The thought of it comforts them because it offers an ultimate solution to all their problems...